I've been having sex dreams. Regularly.
Which is normal and exciting and healthy, except that I'm not yet back on any reliable form of birth control. Taking this into account, my sex dreams always start with me finding a condom in some long lost hiding place (some stash from way before we were married) and doing a happy dance in front of my husband holding the condom up triumphantly and instructing him to put the baby down while we figure out if we still know how to put one of these things on. Yes, the greater part of my sex dream involves not the sex, but the condom.
Hot. I know.
Every teenager should be required to spend two nights with a newborn. I guarantee they would never again "forget" the birth control.
I need to get back on the pill.
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